I thought this was/is especially appropriate with Valentine's Day approaching....

TECH SUPPORT: Yes Ma'am...how can I help you?
CUSTOMER: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
TECH SUPPORT: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
CUSTOMER: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
TECH SUPPORT: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart ma'am?
CUSTOMER: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
TECH SUPPORT: What programs are running ma'am?
CUSTOMER: Let's see, I have Past/Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Bitterness and Resentment running right now.
TECH SUPPORT: No problem. Love will gradually erase Past/Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of it's own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Bitterness and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
CUSTOMER: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
TECH SUPPORT: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Bitterness and Resentment have been completely erased.
CUSTOMER: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
TECH SUPPORT: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
CUSTOMER: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - program cannot run on external components." What should I do?
TECH SUPPORT: Don't worry ma'am. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
CUSTOMER: So, what should I do?
TECH SUPPORT: Just pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations.
CUSTOMER: Okay, done.
TECH SUPPORT: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
CUSTOMER: Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
TECH SUPPORT: Sometimes. For others, it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
CUSTOMER: I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?
TECH SUPPORT: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also know as the Great Physician, or just "I AM." Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy; but, the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.
--Thanks to Becky Ash for sending!